Detroit tigers clinch a playoff spot...


this makes me as happy as can be, i can't even describe how happy i was when they clinched, but the season has just begun. It's going to be a fun next couple of weeks!

Some arrested development for you all...



enjoy!

Busy as hell...

so the posts haven't been comin quite so much lately. I'm settling into my routine for grad school right now and i've been quite busy, i'll try and keep up though so keep checkin in!

Frequent Simspsons quote...

"My cat's breath smells like cat food."
-Ralph Wiggum

in honor of Jenny

Christopher Titus, Norman Rockwell is Bleeding...



love this stand up, you should too.

Interesting facts...

-A cubic mile of ordinary fog contains less than a gallon of water
-Kleenex tissues were originally used as filters in gas masks
-The dot over the letter 'i' is called a tittle
-The highest point in Pennsylvania is lower than the lowest point in Colorado
-You are more likely to be killed by a champagne cork than a poisonous spider

What's been rockin...



can you tell that this was the week i went to the tool concert? It was incredible, they played the longest set i've ever seen at a rock concert. If any of you have the chance to ever see tool in concert please check it out it's worth every penny, and you'll get your face rocked the hell off.


Suck on this Notre Dame...



oh man that was one of the most gratifying wins for the maize and blue that i've seen in a while. We marched into Notre Dame and completely dominated every aspect of the game, hail to the victors, Notre Dame SUCKS!

Some classic George Michael and Maebe sexual tension...



i can't tell you enough, go out and buy seasons 1 through 3 of Arrested Development, then I will let you know my address so you can send me thank you cards full of money.

Frequent Simpsons quote...

Ralph: [whispering] Lisa, what's the answer to number seven?
Lisa: [whispering] Sorry, Ralph. That would defeat the purpose of testing as a means of student evaluation.
Ralph: [pauses] My cat's name is Mittens

Some Dane Cook stand up...



this is an interesting clip about a life changing event, and i think we've all been there.

An article on the bob loblaw law blog...

check out the review of the famous bob loblaw law blog.

Interesting facts...

-The 7-Eleven Extreme Gulp is 50% bigger than the volume of the human stomach
-A lot of lovemaking can unblock a stuffy nose. Sex is a natural antihistamine. It can help combat asthma and hay fever
-Most liquid laundry detergents are alive with living organisms that help to break down stains
-The average life span of a major league baseball is 5-7 pitches
-When a giraffe's baby is born it falls from a height of six feet, normally without being hurt

Create your own rock band...

this interesting site allows you to name your own band and then pick it's members and the music they play. It's worth about 3 minutes of your time.

How to make a camera can cannon...



here's a website that will show you how to make your own little cannon from a film can. There are some other intresting little homemade contraptions on there as well.

Best Daily Show clip EVER...



this may be Jon Stewart's best comment ever made. The look on Hillary Clinton is priceless, i guess she just doesn't find George W. Bush funny? Yikes!

Wikipedia at its finest...


1. the FART
2. Ty Cobb
3. Brfxxccxxmnpcccclllmmnprxvclmnckssqlbb11116

Frequent Simpsons Quote...

Barney: Hello, my name is Barney Gumble, and I'm an alcoholic.
Lisa: Mr Gumble, this is a girl scouts meeting.
Barney: Is it, or is it you girls can't admit that you have a problem?

The Man Show Boy's fake ID...



i used to love this kid back in the day, he's still worth a few laughs!

Do you like high class lodging and drinking...


then check out the list of the world's top hotel bars!

For you Arrested Development fans...


I bring you the Bob Loblaw Law Blog!

Michael Bluth having some issues with his family and girlfriends...



buster with the pillows in his shirt slays me every time!

Interesting facts...

-Ants don’t sleep
-A toaster uses almost half as much energy as a full-sized oven
-To escape the grip of a crocodile's jaws, push your thumbs into its eyeballs. It will let you go instantly
-In one day, a full grown redwood tree expels more than 2 tons of water through its leaves
-All of the Earth's continents are wider at the north than in the south - and nobody knows why

Some good old fashioned family fun...



the random kids in this are great. Just another day in the park with mommy and daddy.

Doug Benson doing some stand up...



i recently saw him Comedy Central Presents and his stand up was pretty hilarious. Check out this clip from last comic standing.

What's been crankin...

Popular Baby Names...

would you like to know what the most popular baby names were when you were born, or how about in 1903? Well then check out this website that lists the top baby names for each year dating back quite a while. The interesting thing is that every year after i was born, my name was the most popular. I guess i just had a tremendous influence on the world?

Speaking of the Simpsons: Angry dad...



classic cartoon by one Bart Simpson.

Frequent Simpsons Quote...

"I'm normally not a praying man, but if you're up there, please save me Superman"
-Homer Simpson

Christopher Titus: Norman Rockwell is Bleeding...



i loooooooooooove this stand up!

College Football is incredible...



this video features one of the most incredible interceptions ever, by Heisman Trophy winner Charles Woodson. Sitting in the student section of a big time college football team every home game is so much fun, then add in the tailgating and partying and you've got yourself a great day!

Interesting Facts...

-The average human body contains .1 mg of uranium, .2 mg of gold, and 7 mg of arsenic
-It takes 3,000 cows to supply the NFL with enough leather for a year's supply of footballs
-The human heart creates enough pressure to squirt blood 30 ft
-You share your birthday with at least 9 million other people in the world
-During his or her lifetime, the average human will grow 590 miles of hair

Bob Saget is filthy...



This low quality film features bob himself singing a little song about the possible homoerotic tendencies of danny tanner. A must see, this is pretty good.

Old Pabst Blue Ribbon Commercials...



ya gotta love these old commercials for PBR! They are high class, it makes me want to run to the store and pick up a 40 right now! Enjoy.

Buster Bluth doing a commerical for VW...



then further proof of more of the hidden brilliance in Arrested Development. Tony Hale is a brilliant actor, HEYYY BROTHER.

Frequent Simpsons Quote...

Woah, slow down there maestro. There's a *New* Mexico?
-C. Montgomery Burns

Tool doing Forty Six & Two live...



oh man only two weeks until i get to see these guys rock my face off.

Interesting Facts...

-Heineken beer is designed to 'foam' for exactly five minutes
-Every three seconds, a new baby is born
-China has more English speakers than the United States
-The oil used by jewelers to lubricate clocks and watches costs about $3,000 a gallon
-The chemicals indole and skatole, which help to account for the particular smell of human feces, are used as ingredients in perfume

Detroit Tigers top 3 web gems of all time...



I am don't agree with Craig Monroe being on there, I am sure there are a bunch of trammel/whittaker and brandon inge plays that could have taken that out. Either way it's a neat little video. Go tigs!

G.O.B. Bluth a true magician...



it's the final countdown! I love watching GOB do his "magic" definitely check out this clip and if you haven't been listening watch arrested development. The show is brilliant, take my word for it! I've been meaning to post more clips but you tube won't let me post videos anymore? And google video has a piss poor collection of AD clips. Anyway, enjoy!

Frequent Simpsons Quote...

Marge: Homer, the plant called. They said if you don't show up tomorrow don't bother showing up on Monday.
Homer: Woo-hoo. Four-day weekend.

Is anyone else super pumped for the new Smashing Pumpkins album...



this is one of my favorite videos of all time. Oh man if/when the pumpkins tour i'm going to go nuts! Enjoy this video, it's incredible.

Today's top brand names...

Want to know what businesses are booming these days? Then check out the list of top brands, i like the description for red bull.

Bye Bye DY...



the Detroit Tigers unconditionally released Dmitri Young today in what I see as quite a surprise move. GM Dave Dombrowski said the move was "strictly performance related." I'm going to call some BS here and say that something went wrong and the tigs are looking to send a message to their quickly sliding team. It's too bad, Dmitri had recently turned his life around by getting rid of some drug, alcohol, and girlfriend choking problems. I've always liked him, he was the first guy in my opinion that led to the resurgance of the tigers this year. So good luck wherever you end up DY and thanks for the memories while wearing the olde english D.

Jim Leyland's ejection...



Seriously is there a more badass person on the planet. This is one of the greatest ejections I've ever seen, the man stops to honor America in the middle of the argument, and doesn't lose a beat the second God Bless America is over. All hail Leyland!

Wikipedia at its finest...

1. Dick Assman
2. List of guest stars on the Simpsons
3. The Y10K problem

Interesting facts...

-There are more bacteria in your mouth than there are people in the world
-The glue on Israeli stamps is certified kosher
-In the year 2000, Pope John Paul II was named an 'Honorary Harlem Globetrotter'
-The state with the longest coastline in the Continental U.S. is Michigan
-The best recorded distance for projectile vomiting is 27 feet

Hey Facebook, you suck...

I will admit to being sucked into the facebook a while back, and it was all fun and games. Sure it can be a bit sketchy (or dodgey depending on your location), but it was a convenient way to stay in touch with friends you otherwise would not think about if they didn't just update their photo album, or their relationship status. But this new stuff they put in sucks HARD. I was browsing around the site and I have seen that this is a very common viewpoint! Now facebook is creepy, i looked last night and i could see which of my friends had most recently taken dumps, or solicited high school girls, or what they made for a bed time snack. Nice work facebook, if it ain't broke... don't fix it! Jackasses.

The top 10 most drinkinest movies ever...



Check out this list of the top 10 movies which heavily involve alcohol. If you haven't seen the number one movie on this list I highly recommend that you go out and pick up some cold ones, rent it, and watch it ASAP!

Dead turkeys into oil...

Check out this interesting article about turning a bunch of weird things into oil. It's right up there with the guy that came up with a way to produce gasoline from poop.

How well do you know your beers...


take this beer identification quiz and see how well you do at matching beers to their caps. I got 7 out of 16 right, but on the bright side it's an excuse to drink more! See how well versed you are in beer knowledge!

What's been crankin'...



I've been feeling motivated and have imported some of my favorite old CDs into itunes, so we might see some new artists on next weeks top ten list.

Speaking of Crocodiles...



this guy thinks he knows what he's doing with the croc, apparantly hitting the large reptile on the nose repeatedly was a poor decision. The croc totally owns this guy. WARNING this video is moderately graphic. If you don't like seeing asian dudes getting ouchies from crocodiles, don't watch.

Frequent Simpsons Quote...

"Here's to alcohol, the cause of—and solution to—all life's problems"
-Homer Simpson

Amazing photo of nature at its finest...

This picture was taken by one of my best friends Kye, in Mexico. Talk about being in the right place at the right time AND having a camera! I love the expression on the one dog's face. This is the stuff that "doggy style" is truly made of.

Crocodile Hunter Steve Irwin is dead...



He was always a real funny dude, especially when he came on Late Night with Conan O'Brien. I can always remember him telling Conan that if he is ever killed by an animal he has told his crew to tape the whole thing. It's just unfortunate that some weak ass stingray had to kill him and not a crocodile.

Extremely Addicting Game...

this game has been around for a while, and it's certainly a classic. The premise of the game is to catch Pilsner Urquell beers and your reward is to see a good looking lady undress. This is an excellent way to kill time!

Reggie Bush Highlights...



The pres' is amazing, the moves he has are just ridiculous. The clips at the end of him in high school are just not fair. They are sweet though, however slightly ruined by a stupid graphic. This is definitely worth checking out.

The right guy to fuck with...

sure you've always heard that some dude is "the wrong guy to fuck with," and maybe you always wondered to yourself, "who is the right guy to fuck with?" Well look no further than this article, because he has been identified!

A Classic Nirvana Interview...



This is some pretty great stuff from the best band ever, they are clearly ripped out of their minds.

Interesting facts...

- In 1998, Sony accidently sold 700,000 camcorders that had the technology to see through people's clothes
-10 percent of the Russian government's income comes from the sale of vodka
- There is a giant mushroom in Oregon that is over 2,400 years old, covers 3.4 square miles of land, and is still growing
-The average person spends three years of his or her life on a toilet
-A married man is four times more likely to die during sex if his partner isn’t his wife